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Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's co-captain, offensive read more
I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.
Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.
There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'
There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work read more
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept destructive criticism. Without 100% dedication, you won't be able to do this.
The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.
The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.
With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am read more
With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.
My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
