I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'

The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.

The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

My potential speaks for itself.
(who finished the year ranked 111 in 1998.)

My potential speaks for itself.
(who finished the year ranked 111 in 1998.)