They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.

Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.

The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across read more

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.