Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.

Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.

Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.

Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

Racing is a matter of spirit not strength.

Racing is a matter of spirit not strength.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.