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I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
He's tough [Tiger Woods]. I wish I was that tough when I was his age.
He's tough [Tiger Woods]. I wish I was that tough when I was his age.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear read more
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their read more
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball
The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball
The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.