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    You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for five.

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I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Sports Quotes,
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This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

by Ted Walsh Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.

by William A. Ward Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)

They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)

by Greg Buttle Found in: Sports Quotes,
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What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of.

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of.

by David Coleman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

by Edward Hoagland Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across read more

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.

by Grantland Rice Found in: Sports Quotes,
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