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I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their read more
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on read more
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota)
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again
If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have read more
If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
The only one who can beat me is me.
The only one who can beat me is me.
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining read more
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982)