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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.
The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his read more
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
