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    If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

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Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

by Juan Antonio Samaranch Found in: Sports Quotes,
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But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)

by Steve Spurrier Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the read more

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

by George Carlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

by Captain James Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

by Peter Ueberroth Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

by Jack Lemmon Found in: Golf Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

by George Rogers Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the read more

Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.

by Nomar Garciaparra Found in: Sports Quotes,
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