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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich read more
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think read more
I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their read more
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.
The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to read more
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.
Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.
