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I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was read more
I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.
(on the career dedication of her husband, the Miami Dolphins' coach)
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.
There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside
There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside
I've won at every level, except college and pro.
I've won at every level, except college and pro.
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are read more
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!"
Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on read more
Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.
Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!
Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.