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You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for read more
You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for five.
Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.
Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich read more
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a read more
He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else read more
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.