Maxioms by Hunter S. Thompson
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
A word to the wise is infuriating.
A word to the wise is infuriating.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
