Bob Hope

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.