Maxioms by Bob Hope
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
