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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

by Bob Hope Found in: Age Quotes,
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

by Bob Hope Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

by Bob Hope Found in: Naps Quotes,
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

by Bob Hope Found in: Ignorance Quotes,
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

by Bob Hope Found in: Money Quotes,
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