Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.