Maxioms by Bob Hope
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
