Maxioms by Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
