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I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

by Bob Hope Found in: Flying Quotes,
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

by Bob Hope Found in: Age Quotes,
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I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

by Bob Hope Found in: Naps Quotes,
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

by Bob Hope Found in: Sports Quotes,
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

by Bob Hope Found in: Money Quotes,
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