Maxioms by Bob Hope
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people