Maxioms by Bob Hope
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
