I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.