By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.