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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.