The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.