Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.