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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.