Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself