An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure