As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.