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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
