I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.