Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.