Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.