I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.