I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.