Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.