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What you get free costs too much.
What you get free costs too much.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.