To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.