The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.