A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.