I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.