A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.