I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.