In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.