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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
What you get free costs too much.
What you get free costs too much.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
