I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.