I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.