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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
