I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.