Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians read more

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up read more

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"