Will Rogers

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.