Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session read more

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have read more

Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can’t ruin this country even with politics.