Maxioms by Will Rogers
All I know is what I read in the papers
All I know is what I read in the papers
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?