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I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.