There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.