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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.