The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind

Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind

Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.

Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.