I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the read more

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.