I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Don't play for safety--it's the most dangerous thing in the world.

Don't play for safety--it's the most dangerous thing in the world.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Time goes by fast, and people go in and out of your life so quickly, so you should never miss read more

Time goes by fast, and people go in and out of your life so quickly, so you should never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.