Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.