I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.