Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.