Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.