A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.