I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.