Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.