If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

You don't have to be born beautiful to be wildly attractive.

You don't have to be born beautiful to be wildly attractive.

And behold there was a very stately palace before him, the name
of which was Beautiful.

And behold there was a very stately palace before him, the name
of which was Beautiful.

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

Beauty is ten, nine of which is dressing.

Beauty is ten, nine of which is dressing.

Rare is the union of beauty and purity.

Rare is the union of beauty and purity.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

When beauty fires the blood, how love exalts the mind!

When beauty fires the blood, how love exalts the mind!

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.