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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Her mind lives tidily, apart From cold and noise and pain, And bolts the door against her heart, Out wailing read more

Her mind lives tidily, apart From cold and noise and pain, And bolts the door against her heart, Out wailing in the rain.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Wail Quotes,
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It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.

It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Tragedy Quotes,
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Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the read more

Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the copyrights on nobility -- if there is going to be anything like that in a relationship.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Nobility Quotes,
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When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

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