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Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up read more

Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Spring Quotes,
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Lovers Quotes,
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