Maxioms by Dorothy Parker
Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up read more
Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
