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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.