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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.