Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.