I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.