There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

What's a soup kitchen?

What's a soup kitchen?

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.