Maxioms by Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
