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    One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
    (when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

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I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

by Rogers Hornsby Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.

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I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more

I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)

by Lincoln Kennedy Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

by Tug Mcgraw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

by Bill Bradley Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white read more

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

by Tiger Woods Found in: Sports Quotes,
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New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you read more

New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.

by Jimmy Carter Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

by Fred A. Allen Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

by David Coleman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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